The Radley Swan
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The inquiry is being run by Inspector Vivian Chapman, a thin tall stork of a man. Any moment you expect him to stand motionless on one leg, his keen legal eye searching for something fishy. Dealing with holes is a bit part of his job and you would never suspect that he lists walking as his main hobby; surely he should be a fisherman? And this man has real power. He has the only hole puncher at the inquiry. It is displayed on his desk as proudly as any sceptre.
PS: The picture shows me near my new nest. The old one was destroyed by npower a few weeks ago.